A Sort-Of-Apology from Stuffed Olive
For those who don’t recall, this was the story in which I recounted my near death experience at the hands of both a tall cliff and a giant snake.
To my ‘friends’ I would like to say:
a) I appreciate your bluntness, somewhat.
b) I apologise for not nearly dying more often.
c) If it makes you any happier, I nearly drowned off Clifton Beach once.
I hope this makes your day:
PS. You’re all just a little bit evil.