Holly Kench has a phobia of author biographies, most particularly the need to write one about herself. On being asked to write an author bio over 150 words in length, Holly went into a panic and wrote this instead. She doesn’t believe that more than 100 words are necessary to sum up this particular individual, who spends most of her time playing with her cat, playing Tetris, and trying to teach her cat to play Tetris. Holly finds talking to humans stressful. She likes rain. And cold weather. She thinks it is weird that anyone would want to live more than 4000kms from Antarctica. She frequently gets lost in car parks, doesn’t like white chocolate, and finds 3D movies nauseating. Admittedly, Holly does write stories sometimes, hence the need for an author bio, but she’d rather write about zombies, dragons or even her social ineptitude, than anything vaguely related to her writing ‘career’ (hah!).
Hurrah! Made it. 154 words.