EEEEP! It’s a Blogversary COMPETITION!
It’s my Blogversary!
Well, strictly speaking, my first year blogversary falls on the 12th November, but I’m ready to start celebrating NOW! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That’s right, one year ago today (and also a week or so later), one confused Stuffed Olive started a blog. With next to no idea what a blog actually was, I began writing, telling stories, having the occasional rant, and of course, mucking around for hours and hours (and more hours) on MS Paint. And Confessions of a Stuffed Olive was born.
A year later, here we are. People actually read my blog! People other than my mother!!! I find this fact quite astonishing, and take it to mean you are all very strange, which is, obviously, an essential character trait for those aspiring to, or currently experiencing, true awesomeness! You guys are awesome! Strange and awesome! It is no exaggeration to say that whenever anyone likes an Olive post, tweets a link to my page, shares my page, or comments on my page (etc etc etc), I get an instant injection of +400 happiness to my brain. So… THANK YOU!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 You get all the Olive-LOVE! Pat yourself on the back, and go eat something deliciously naughty from your cupboard by way of a prize.
But wait! There’s a REAL prize… not that food you already had in your cupboard isn’t prize enough, but I’ve also decided to have a Blogversary COMPETITION to celebrate and thank you all for being so completely, amazingly, fabulously, olivisly WONDERFUL!
Confessions of a Stuffed Olive Blogversary COMPETITION:
Send me your most socially awkward moment stories. Those moments when you wish the ground would gobble you up because, yet again, you offered a stranger your half eaten piece of cake, or accidentally sang a Britney song out loud in the middle of the supermarket, or you scared away potential tenants by discussing your cat’s desire to rule the world, or you just generally stuffed up yet another social interaction.
Those moments that left you feeling like this:
Or really any personal anecdote about an incident that left you feeling particularly like… well, as stuffed olive!
Stories will not be judged on writing, but by which story most makes me laugh and cringe at the same time!
The most stuffed story I receive will be turned into an Awkward Comic! I will create a new hor d’oeuvre character especially for the winner, who will be the star of the next comic to appear on the site. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yes, I’m rather excited.
So join in the excitement and send me your tales of social woe!
Embrace it and we can be social failures together. Freaks unite!
… Oh. Right, the deadline for sending in your anecdotes is
the morning of Sunday the 11th November, just in time for Blogversary celebrations on Monday!! whenever, right up to the (as yet unknown) time that I post the winning comic.
Oh yeah! And tell your peeps too! Woooo!