I’m awake!
This morning I had to wake up at a normal human hour. The horror!
Being a night owl who works from home, I usually don’t get out of bed until about 10am. I know, how slothful. But in my defense, I’m sure I go to bed later than you so no need to be such a judgy wudgy bear.
The reason I had to get up early was to wait, unshowered, for an electrician to tell me he can’t fix my hot water problem (the problem being I have no hot water), without rewiring the whole system.
It is all terribly tragic.
And I smell.
“judgy wudgy bear” is the best phrase I’ve ever heard.
Heh. I didn’t coin it, but it is one of my favourite turns of phrase. I even have a judgy wudgy bear song….
A quick little sponge down with a cup of cold water might do the trick!
Ew, Pauline. Ew.
You can use my shower!
this is impractical I know
Sorry you had to get up at a human hour, getting up sucks, I’d stay in bed till 10am if I could. Actually, half of my work team, often myself included, don’t start till close to 10am with our “regular” office jobs anyway, so no judgey wudgy here
Thanks for the offer.. though flying to another state for a shower might be a little extreme.