Poo biscuits

Tonight I decided to spend the evening baking. I was going to make biscuits for my loved ones and it was going to be awesome.

Domestic goddess in da house

Unfortunately, as usual, I’d overestimated my ability to follow basic instructions.

More salt? Ok...

A recipe with a difficulty level of one spatula (which I took to assume meant ‘easy’), soon became a torturous step-by-step guide to disappointment.

How is it possible they taste worse than they look?

Anyway, this is why I want a robot to do my bidding. Six months of edible biscuits and I won’t even care when it betrays me for the Robot Rebellion.

Author: Stuffed Olive

My awesomeness intimidates some people, others just point and laugh.

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  1. OH NO! This will not do.

    But, I feel like we should cross post to my (now defunt)blog? If we could merge your amazing blogging abilities with my moderate cookign skillz, I feel we could take over the world, or, you know, get my blog more than 8 followers 😉

    I am however inclinded to blame the recipe, Did I ever tell you about the time… wait, I see tibute fan art in the future (Vol au vent does not get nearly enough adventures).

    On a less self absorbed note, I love that the moon went on that emotional roller coaster with you. Fab

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    • Thank you!

      I look forward to your fan art. Haha!

      (PS. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the recipe’s fault)

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  2. I just love how the moon goes out in sympathy with you.

    And you probably needed to add more ‘Other stuff’. Or maybe less. Either way, I love that too.

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    • Thank you. 🙂

      I’m blaming the ‘other stuff’ too. I should have bought ‘more stuff’ not ‘other stuff’. I misread the ingredients list.

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  3. I think you should see this as an opportunity. Keep them in the fridge and offer them to annoying doorknockers like the Jehovahs, Energy Company con persons – one taste of your famous salty chocolate poo balls and you’ll be off their visiting list.

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    • My cousin suggested the same thing! I think you might be terrible people. 😉 Mehehehe!

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