Stuffed Olive’s Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
I love checking Google Analytics for my “Confessions of a Stuffed Olive” statistics. It offers no practical benefit, but discovering the search terms used to find my site has provided me with hours of amusement. Due to the random nature of my blog, a lot of rather obscure terms come my way. Many of these are posed as questions, so I thought it was about time that I answered some of the more frequently asked questions.
I’d like to point out that each of these (or a variation thereof) has been asked at least 8 times in order to make the list. Some have been asked as many as 20-30 times.
“How do I make a crocheted bird nest?”
It’s easy! You can find step-by-step instructions here.
“How do I make a stuffed olive outfit?”
“Can I spray mortein on my cat?”
“What is the definition of a feminist?”
Whatever you want it to be!
“Should I read Fallen by Kate Lauren?”
“How do I make German people be my friends?”
Not like this.
“Where can I buy stuffed olives in Canberra?”
“Is it ok my boyfriend calls me a bitch?”
“What do I do when the school bully makes me lick her shoes?”
Kick her in the head. You can find step-by-step instructions here.
“Is it okay to call strangers darling”
“Where do werewolves live?”
“What is the best mortein success strategy?
Never lose eye contact! You can find step-by-step instructions here.
“Should I feed wild mushrooms to my child?”
“Mr why you hate me?”
“What is a stuffed olive?”
ME! (also, a tasty hors d’œuvre)
I hope that was helpful! Clearly there are a lot of burning questions out there and I’m always happy to help out.
If you have any other questions you want answered, let me know!
If you have any other brilliant questions that have turned up in your Google stats, let me know them too… especially if you can beat, “Can I spray mortein on my cat.” (Because… really… oh dear.)
PS. Why do people want to make crocheted birds’ nests? Seriously… I get variations on this question at least once a week.