Surviving in the Slipstreams of Giants.
I’m quite short.
It makes crowds very stressful and I often feel lost in a sea of giants.
Always determined to make the best of a bad situation, however, I have devised a solution.
1. Identify the tallest, most giant human.
2. Insert myself into their slipstream.
3. Follow as crowds part in the wake of the human’s giant-ness.
Obviously the down side to this plan is that I have very little, if any, say in my final destination.
Sometimes it ends well.
Sometimes it ends less well.