Todd the Tortoise
Today is my sister’s birthday, so I made her this tortoise:
His name is Todd.
Due to the pervasiveness of certain misconceptions, he has long suffered under the delusion that he is a turtle. After a little experimentation at the beach, however, Todd has since discovered that he doesn’t particularly like water, mostly because it is wet.
His identity now in tact, Todd has returned home just in time to join Hannah for some birthday celebrations.
I shall join them both shortly and will cook a delicious feast. This time I shall refrain from setting Hannah’s kitchen on fire… which reminds me: Apologies again for the events of my last visit, Hannah. I hope the smell of smoke has dissipated.
Oh, and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Note: Turtles are the ones that live in water, tortoises live on land… mostly, or something… Hannah is quite firm about the specific differences between these two reptiles, but I always get it wrong.