Vote for Meeeee!
The Best Australian Blogs 2012 Competition, People’s Choice Award is now open for voting!
I’m not entirely sure what possessed me to enter this part of the competition, especially considering that I have a regular readership of only four, one of whom is ineligible to vote, because he is a cat. I also doubt that he would lower himself to the level of voting anyway, particularly as I usually force him to read my posts in exchange for food. (Now now, before you get all up in arms about animal cruelty, you should know that he forces me to pat him in exchange for not eating my face in the night).
… I feel like I may have digressed. Where was I?
Oh right. So, I only have three human readers. All the same, you three (yes, you, you, and you) do exist and you should vote for me!
Why should you vote for me?
1. Because you like my blog.
2. Because I made that picture of me doing a handstand just for YOU. (And no, I can’t do handstands in real life, but that probably goes without saying).
3. If you need a third reason, I don’t even think you should be allowed to vote! Huff.
What do you have to do?
1. Vote for me!
This blog is listed, unsurprisingly, under “Confessions of a Stuffed Olive”. You need to tick the box next to that, then click ‘next’ a few times until you get the option to fill in your details and eventually click the last button ‘done’. It’s easy, I promise. Don’t stress. I know forms can be terrifying, but with these instructions I have faith that you will prevail.
2. Tell everyone!
There might only be three of you, but, if you all tell everyone you know, we can create some kind of magical domino effect like that movie with the kid who can see dead people but instead is using his powers to “change the world”, or like the Chart in the “L Word”. (We can do that with my blog!).
So onwards, my beloved readers! Vote now! It’s time to change the world one stuffed olive at a time!