When it rains.
The other day I got caught in a hail storm and, because I naturally assume everyone wants to know my every move, I let Twitter know of my misfortune. When sharing this kind of information, other people might expect either sympathy or disinterest. Instead, I received a chorus of “Olive Comic!”
You’re all a bunch of sadists.
PS. The campaign for Defying Doomsday launches tomorrow. EEEEE!